#81 High Spirits

High Spirits DT80s

Out-of-Context-Quote from this episode: “Her interactions with this man have been 1. He burped and farted on her and touched her in the shower without her consent and 2. He murdered someone in front of her.”

In this episode: A ridiculous cast!, The Return of THE GOOT, The Bloodsucking Lawyer from Jurassic Park, How did they con these people into getting into this?, A trip to Ireland for a working vacation, maybe, strangely great makeup work, Tripp pitches a business for haunted overnights, A very confusing plot, Andrew does a great Professor Trelawney, It’s a Scooby-Doo mystery!, One-Dimensional Ellen Griswold (TM) takes like…a lot of valium, Andrew helps Tripp remember a very famous film, Pete Gallagher’s Facehugger eyebrows, Bus hijinks, Bus amphibianism, Tripp rants about the Magic School Bus universe and its strong desire to extend continuity from the original series, so many whiting jokes, a lot of reminders you’re not watching Ghostbusters, We don’t want to stay at a B&B, Chevy Chase is sorely missed, Don’t drink mystery liquor in haunted houses, magic swirls, Peter O’Toole is really slumming it, There are NO rules!, A GHOST HORSE!, Beverly D’Angelo doesn’t recognize the Goot’s hands, Tripp tells a story from college that he probably shouldn’t, Pete Gallagher and Jennifer Tilly basically disappear in the third act, Don’t get down with murderers (or just do your best, at least), It’s Beauty and the Beast with no second act, Everybody starts boning down with ghosts, The Goot kisses zombie Daryl Hannah while Beverly D’Angelo falls out a window, Ghosts get married forever, How would you deal with Daryl Hannah’s situation? All this and more!

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International Podcast Day Q+A/IT (2017) Review

IPD-Round-400

A special International Podcast Day Q+A, plus a review of IT (2017)!

The Qs we Ad include: How do you find these movies? What are your plans for running out of movies? Why the 1980s?

Plus hear us gush about the 1980s-set IT, and Tripp tell an old man story about getting into it with teenagers in a movie theater! Double plus: A special announcement of our live-tweet trip to AMITYVILLE on Thursday, October 12.

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#80 The Princess Bride

Happy 30th anniversary to The Princess Bride!

Out-of-context quote from this episode: “I think the movie’s tone changes a lot if he ties a man to a chair and slowly disfigures him.”

Tripp watched this movie three times in a 24 hour period, Andre the Giant fun facts abound, Fred Savage is eating Doritos as a sick kid, beautiful mom mullets, Peter Falk should have read bedtime stories professionally, Cary Elwes looks like he’s from the 40s, Tripp pitches a starring role for Wallace Shawn, Andre the Giant offers up peanuts, Andre the Giant punches a practical eel (new band name!), Wallace Shawn in a papoose, Some weird stuff about the Buttercup/Wesley relationship, a magnificent stunt fall, Robin Wright needs to get involved in the gosh dang rodent fight, a weird milking machine steals some of Wesley’s life, Billy Crystal vamps, a quick plan for castle siege is devised and Andrew advocates for dismemberment!

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#79 Killer Klowns from Outer Space

Killer Klowns DT80s

“I guess it’s the conceit of most horror movies that people don’t behave rationally, but…c’mon guys.”

A minor Ed Begley, Jr. update, Dean Wormer hates college, Tripp realizes a forgotten book opportunity, never enter a circus tent that appears in the woods, alien shadow puppetry is fascinating, an in-depth analysis of popcorn cannons, the first Dissecting the 80s Trivia Game question, a Punch-and-Judy show breaks out, most of this town has a low-grade buzz on, people are super chill about clowns delivering pizza and candy, Killer Klowns like watching people go to bone town, Andrew starts a small business, the female character gets left behind AS USUAL, we spend way too much time in a drugstore, motorcycle riders are huge assholes, clown-themed restaurants are always bad news, sentient popcorn is terrifying, an ice cream truck is a strange vehicle for saving the world, the Killer Klowns are why we have clowns on earth, an interesting use for a crazy straw, ending movies with a pie in the face and so much more!

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#78 Super Mario Brothers Super Show: S01E13 Koopa Robots

Out-of-context quote from this episode: “You guys playing yer MAR-e-OH?”

Captain Lou’s Chicken is better than Kenny Roger’s Chicken, there’s a great 80s rap intro, Lou Albano ruins the Mario Brothers Theme (Do the Mario!), Tripp spends too much time clocking the episode, the combat doesn’t resemble Nintendo gameplay at all, Luigi’s head is disembodied, Lou Albano, master actor, Cyndi Lauper won’t do wardrobe, makeup or endorsements, Captain Lou’s search party is insane, and he doesn’t sign autographs.
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#77 Child’s Play

Child's Play DT80s

Note: Tripp is an idiot and picked the wrong microphone, so the first half of this sounds a mess! He’s super sorry – it’s fixed in the second half.

We’re having another trip to “child” horror territory with Child’s Play to celebrate the release of creepy doll movie Annabelle: Origins! It’s Chucky’s debut and boy is he murderin’ adults who are too goofy to avoid him!

Why is Chucky so large? Why is there no blood on the My Buddy box? Just how weird is this voodoo? Why is Chucky so strong? All this and more!

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#76 Children of the Corn

Children of the Corn DT80s

Out-of-context quote from this episode: “Malakhi’s mouth is basically that of a baleen whale.”

An R-rated movie that’s not nearly violent enough, The smartest thing you can do to eradicate adults is poison all the coffee in the town, surprise blood splatter, Linda Hamilton has a birthday proboscis, secret smoking and Chekhov’s lighter, ice cream for dinner and no tooth brushing, mysterious uses for corn, the struggle of roadtripping in the pre-digital music era, a sincere lack of Mad Libs, the kids take over and then take away all the fun, a top-tier dummy accident, Job and Sarah put on costumes to play board games, confusing signs for Gatlin, stopping in the town from Resident Evil, Linda Hamilton as corn Jesus, Tripp apologizes for not knowing Terminator and Children of the Corn both came out in 1984, neither of us is afraid of teenagers, Tripp thinks he can defeat a dozen 10-year-olds, extras don’t get enough into their “Kill!” chants, Andrew gets put on a watch list because he wants more child murdering, Malakhi vores Linda Hamilton with his baleen whale, kids are conjuring clothing out of nothing, and Linda Hamilton totally knocks out a kid with a car door.

All this and more!

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